…’kin ’ell, said the new lad. Look at the state of it though.
Better get started then ain’t ye.
But. I mean. Who the fuck’d’ve left it like this?
Been like it fer years mate.
Yer fuckin jokin.
Nah.
Nah, I mean, but mate. My first day n’all?
You got it. You wanna be back again?
Well yeah, course.
Well ’en: s’all yours.
Nah but.
Brooms in the lock-up. See if ye can get it clean n’ keep it clean.
But.
No buts geez. Gotta be done. N’keep smilin. They like a smile.
Who?
Everyone.
…’kin ’ell though. The state.
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